ACTUAL Question from a captain of industry: "Dear sirs, I am the proprietor of a powerful news organ in a major AMERICAN metropolis (wink), and the founders and I wish to add a goofy puzzle to keep the hostile masses passive. Lo shall there be some means whence I can add yourth puzzle to our roster of contents?"
Answer: "Thanks for writing! And yeah! Crosswords are a great way to keep your readership obedient. And at such a price! Not only that, but I can write SPECIAL CLUES for your city that will make the solvers feel special or whatever. Just shoot me an email, we can work out a deal and start today or sooner."